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Conjugation

To be like

-I’m like
-You’re like
-He/She/It’s like
-We’re like
-They’re like

Used often with the conjunction ‘and then’.
And accompanied by ‘to be all’.

I’m like, ‘What the heck, pilgrim, you stepped on my toe.’
And then he’s like, ‘Toe? What toe? I thought that was a seed pod from the tree.’
And then we’re like, ‘No pilgrim, that was a toe!’
And then they’re like, ‘Well, sorry there, fellas, it was an honest mistake.’
And then some rando is all, ‘Come on folks, can’t we just get along?’
And we’re like, ‘Puh-leeze, Karen. Talk to the hand.’