Sorry, I couldnât find the sarcasm font when I originally typed this .
Ok, not you, wiseass, but the rest of my mini-rant stands. Itâs the prevailing trend.
Everythingâs not about you, yâknow.
Understand. Empathize.
Did you get a batch of bad flies recently? A toad pee on your lilly pad?
Just seem wound a wrap tighter on the line than usual.
Sense this, mofo.
I never knew DiscoBot had such a big worm. Do you empathize with the fish? Perhaps I should change my handle and avatar, I donât want it to be offensive.
He scares me. Too touchy feely.
I for one have never overestimated you.
Youâre welcome.
What a great compliment! Thanks!
Shall we all meet for a tech boy snuggle cuddle later on?
Eeeewwww!
Classic Projection I now deduce.
 Cast a wide net, I always sayâŚ
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Pointcast was cool too.
Before Sheryl Sandberg was Kim Polese
Q Why are tech âvisionariesâ so crazy?
A They all dream of casting a wide net over humanity.
Q Did humanity ask for their HELP?
A No, not really.
Q What would humanity do without a big net thrown over them.
A Live freely.
If youâre willing, I would be interested to hear your assessment of @carverofchoice 's comment upstream. Strengths, weaknesses, impact upon your various brainal regions, etc.
For those unfamiliar, Carver is a forum pal I respect. We have different perspectives and approaches which makes the friendship lively, interesting and fun.
He is quite âgame.â
And he and @Customer are fast forum friends.
Fast as in âsecure, faithful, lasting.â âTight.â But not this close.
Monsieur?
Conjugation
To be like
-Iâm like
-Youâre like
-He/She/Itâs like
-Weâre like
-Theyâre like
Used often with the conjunction âand thenâ.
And accompanied by âto be allâ.
Iâm like, âWhat the heck, pilgrim, you stepped on my toe.â
And then heâs like, âToe? What toe? I thought that was a seed pod from the tree.â
And then weâre like, âNo pilgrim, that was a toe!â
And then theyâre like, âWell, sorry there, fellas, it was an honest mistake.â
And then some rando is all, âCome on folks, canât we just get along?â
And weâre like, âPuh-leeze, Karen. Talk to the hand.â
Iâm like: âSo, like OMG! Like which one of these character actors in Peepâs docusaga do you like emotionally self-identify as?â (In my thickest 80âs Valspeak tone possible).
AI Carver has narrowed me down to one of three guidable member types. Ask him.
I object! I would never consider limiting you to being only one type of gullible.
We may need to call Miss Direction to the stand.
Carver unplugged. Or unleashed. Or full-strength. OrâŚ
lol did your original post say gullible or did it always say guidable? I swear I honestly read it as saying gullible member types, but now I see it says you edited it and Iâm reading âguidableâ
Maybe I just read what I wanted to the first time around.