Yup, it’s true. Lost my driving privileges. The judge even confiscated my Wyze car.
I’m pretty upset.
I tried to plead my case … but the judge didn’t buy it.
I mean, how was I to know the bathroom was off limits during weekly shower time?
I was sentenced to 30 days of constant lectures to “start acting like an adult.”
I really couldn’t help myself. I’m having too much fun … driving my Wyze car around the house, just “cruising” like I did when I was a brain-dead teenager and first got my drivers license.
Yup, I was ticketed for “Driving While being Idiot.”