On “The Good Place”, the “bad place” used to try to imagine the best way to torture people. This sounded like one of those ways, and brought a smile to my face, lol.
Strangely, my light tan bigger cat gets detected as “person”. While my smaller black cat only get motion detection.
Rumor has it you can put dog/cat ‘flea’ collars around the mount to minimize webs. I have not tried it yet.
At least it’s a living thing! I got a “package delivery” at four in the morning that was actually nothing more than the flashing lights of fire/police cars racing by my house with lights flashing!
That ‘pet’ is priceless since it eats a lot of ticks. I have such a ‘pet’ roaming at night and I have never had a tick or flea problem with my dog.