Dang, it took longer than that to write it!! 
I’ve done this my entire life, and I bet it won’t surprise you to hear, it ain’t just written communication. This whole “[Mod Edit] at home for a year with just the dog to talk to” think was brutal on it’s extroverts, and I guarantee what was obnoxious long form before didn’t get any less obnoxious since, and man was it head clearing to rock that dissertation out last night! Still, I knew if I was hoping to get the questions actually answered, I gotta rock that BLUF like it ain’t no thang!!
Thanks for the reaction, it’s the ringing bell that makes my mouth water!!!
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