I’m a bad man.
There’s a company around here that tries to scam people into getting water testing done for free, then they tell you all the bad terrible things in your water and get you to buy a water purification system and tablets. It’s fear-mongering and preys on the ill-informed.
They left a collection baggie on my front door handle yesterday, so last night I put some samples in the baggie for them to test. The front camera caught the collection guy picking it up.
I’m sure I’ve now got cat poop smeared on my door or in my mailbox, but the look on his face makes it worth it.